[Letterman Style] Top Ten Reasons Premier Wen had to see Takuya Kimura

10. His children are fans of Kimutaku.

9. He was not notified, as Kan planned the summit in Fukushima without consulting the Chinese and South Koreans.

8. As a Japanese compensation for being forcing to eat the tomatoes in Fukushima prefecture.

7. He was forced by his wife to get a signature from Takuya Kimura.

6. Thought he was meeting Yundi Li in Tokyo.

5. Found out the surname of current Japanese Prime Minister is not Strauss-Kahn but Asakura

4. No number four (he was still worrying about if the tomato he ate was contaminated)

3. Himself is a fan of Kimutaku.

2. To exchange experience on acting like a democratic elected government official.

1. Like Hillary Clinton once did, meet the next prime minister of Japan!

[Letterman Style] Top Ten reasons Tin Pei Ling should be MP

10. Making sure there are some young people still reading PAP messages on Facebook

9. As a test whether Singaporeans are still able to enjoy humors.

8. Maintaining at least an MP keeps telling you Education and health care cost in Singapore is low and manageable.

7. Not causing another greater regret than not bringing her parents to Universal Studio

6. Promoting Tai Chi in Singapore

5. In order to keep Denise He is employed, as a scapegoat when she misbehave on Facebook again

4. No number four (as the MP-elect is still keep saying "I don't know what to say" and stomping her feet)

3. Diverting attention from other PAP candidate only won with a "landslide" margin

2. Increasing Kate Spade's sales in Singapore

1. Securing some little fun and cute within the Singaporean Parliament, at least five years.